To establish some parameters, when I am talking about badvertisements, the following qualify:
1) Old Navy ads--every one
2) Every McDonald's ad that doesn't involve Ronald, Grimace, the Hamburgler, the fry guys, or Mayor McCheese
3) The Quizno's Spongemonkey ads
4) Dr. Scholl's "Gellin'" ads

Hello and welcome to my Badvertisements blog. For the past couple of years, I have been amazed at some of the galactically stupid ads that have invaded my neurons. You know, the ads that make you stare at the TV with a stupefied expression or shake your head in disbelief. I hate them. And I hate the fact that the ad agencies act like they know what the consumers want to see, which only results in bad ads begetting bad ads. So, I decided to take some action and establish a consumer voice so that we can have a forum to tell Madison Avenue what sucks and what doesn't.

So, on the eve of Superbowl XL, the advertiser's Wrestlemania, let the rants and raves begin!