I don't like the new Wendy's commercials, because I don't like the newly animated Wendy. Or should I say, the re-animated Wendy. She is waaaaay creepy. Sure, at first glance she looks happy and chipper. But, have you looked at her eyes? They are black and evil, devoid of life or feeling. Like a Great White Shark's, only demonic. If she had it her way, you'd eat her food and then she would suck the soul from your body. She haunts my dreams. Here, have a look:
Eat a Frosty...and then have Wendy rip your intestines from your body without her pulse ever exceeding 75 bpm. Add Wendy to my list of nightmarish creatures, along with clowns, ostriches, and the cast of Real World/Road Rules.
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