Friday, November 28, 2008

December to Remember How Much Richer We are Than You

Today is Black Friday and the full-scale ad blitz for the holiday season has begun in full force. Now, if you haven't noticed, the economy is in the crapper. So, you would think that people might be just a little more cautious than usual this year in their holiday spending. Well, not according to Lexus. You see, it's that time of year again, the Lexus "December to Remember" sale. That means a whole bunch of commercials where rich jackasses surprise their spouse/significant other/family on Christmas morning with a fun holiday surprise--a $40,000+ luxury vehicle wrapped in a big red bow. Awwww, isn't that nice?


Screw you Lexus. I'll be lucky to get a $14 check from my Great Aunt and a Phil Collins CD. And I f&^!ng hate Phil Collins. If I ever come across a guy who tells me he is buying a Lexus for his wife for Christmas (or any car for that matter), I will punch him in the head. Hard. And then put a red bow on his prone body. Happy Holidays!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I love the one with the kid who gets the atari and then ends with an Acura MDX. Uggh. I'd have to slit my wrists if I got an MDX. I think I'd punch my wife in the face and go back in to play my atari.